Place this one in the Being John Malkovich file ... Ashlee Simpson, the silly synchin' sister of Jessica, apparently harbors fantasies of being Brad Pitt for a day. The 20-year-old "Pieces Of Me" singer was quoted on WENN as saying, "I'd love every woman to love me. [I would want to be with] Angelina Jolie! Well, and Jennifer Aniston. I'll take them both." Ashlee is presently in theaters starring in Undiscovered, on which her father/manager/movie co-producer, Joe, worked very hard to have her character changed from gay to straight. To quote another Simpson, "D'Oh!"