With great achievement comes great schlock, and luckily we have awards to recognize that. Floating in the wake of the Golden Globes, with the Academy Awards are barrelling towards us, its time to turn our attention to the Razzies and their choices for the cinematic crap of 2006. Last year, Jenny McCarthy's Dirty Love was the big winner, stealing the top (or is it bottom?) honor from the likes of the Dukes and The Son of the Mask. This year, there's a great collection of obvious trash and serious disappointments.

In a complete coup, or more accurately, not surprising in the least -- Basic Instinct 2 and Little Man are battling for the most crappy cred with 7 nods each. "Basically, It Stinks, Too," as the Razzies call it, nabbed nominations in everything but Worst Actor and Worst Supporting Actress, while Little Man dominated the Worst Screen Couple category with nominations for Shawn Wayans twice with either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans. Not to be completely out-done, Bloodrayne comes in a close second with 6. The film has scored Uwe Boll his second Worst Director recognition in two years, and Guinevere Turner's screenplay nod suggests that she's better off working on collaborations with Mary Harron.

The Razzies also didn't forget to give credit to the shocks from high-profile directors. Ron Howard and M. Night Shyamalan both scored a fighting spot as Worst Director, for the disappointment suffered by many at the hands of The DaVinci Code and Lady in the Water. Having even more to complain about, there's even a new category -- Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment -- that lets the likes of The Shaggy Dog and Santa Clause 3 duke it out. Check out the full list of catty goodness after the jump, and let us know what The Razzies got right, and what they missed.

p class="MsoNormal">Worst Picture

Basic Instinct 2 (a.k.a. Basically, It Stinks, Too) -- Sony/Columbia
Bloodrayne -- Romar Entertainment
Lady In The Water -- Warner Bros.
Little Man -- Sony/Revolution
Wicker Man -- Warner Bros.

Worst Actor

Tim Allen -- The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The Shaggy Dog and Zoom
Nicolas Cage -- Wicker Man
Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) -- Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector
Rob Schneider -- The Benchwarmers and Little Man
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans -- Little Man

Worst Actress

Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff -- Material Girls
Lindsay Lohan -- Just My Luck
Kristanna Loken -- Bloodrayne
Jessica Simpson -- Employee Of The Month
Sharon Stone -- Basically It Stinks, Too

Worst Supporting Actor

Danny DeVito -- Deck The Halls
Ben Kingsley -- Bloodrayne
M. Night Shyamalan -- Lady In The Water
Martin Short -- Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
David Thewlis -- Basically, It Stinks, Too! and The Omen

Worst Supporting Actress

Kate Bosworth -- Superman Returns
Kristin Chenoweth -- Deck The Halls, Pink Panther and RV
Carmen Electra -- Date Movie and Scary Movie 4
Jenny McCarthy -- John Tucker Must Die
Michelle Rodriguez -- Bloodrayne

Worst Screen Couple

Tim Allen & Martin Short -- Santa Clause 3
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit -- Wicker Man
Hilary & Haylie Duff -- Material Girls
Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts -- Basically, It Stinks, Too
Shawn Wayans & Kerry Washington -- Little Man
Shawn Wayans & Marlon Wayans -- Little Man

Worst Remake or Rip-Off

Little Man -- (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")
Pink Panther -- Sony/Columbia
Poseidon -- Warner Bros.
The Shaggy Dog Story -- Disney
Wicker Man -- Warner Bros.

Worst Prequel or Sequel

Basically, It Stinks, Too -- Sony/Columbia
Big Momma's House 2 -- Fox
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties -- Warner Bros.
Santa Clause 3 -- Disney
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning -- New Line

Worst Director

Uwe Boll -- Bloodrayne
Michael Caton-Jones -- Basic Instinct 2
Ron Howard -- The Da Vinci Code
M. Night Shyamalan -- Lady In The Water
Keenan Ivory Wayans -- Little Man

Worst Screenplay

Basically, It Stinks, Too -- Screenplay by Leora Barish & Henry Bean -- Based on Characters Created by Joe Eszterhas
Bloodrayne -- Screenplay by Guinevere Turner, Based on the Video Game
Lady In The Water -- Written by M. Night Shyamalan
Little Man -- Written by Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans
Wicker Man -- Screenplay Adapted by Neil LaBute from a Screenplay by Anthony Schaffer

Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment -- (New Category!)

Deck The Halls -- Fox
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties -- Fox
RV -- Sony/Columbia
Santa Clause 3 -- Disney
The Shaggy Dog -- Disney
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