To all those who are unfamiliar with Alan Moore's groundbreaking graphic novel, Watchmen, the new trailer must be a confusing barrage of random images. Hopefully, it intrigues you enough to buy the book before March 6. But you want to know what this trailer is about now, don't you? That's why I'm going to explain it to you with the help of a few screen caps. We won't go point by point, I'll just try to walk you through a few chunks of storyline. It's a delicate task, as I really don't want to ruin the story for those unfamiliar with it. It deserves to be read (or seen) as freshly as possible. So on that note, those intimately familiar with the book shouldn't flame me for not explaining the intricate storyline, character relationships, or backgrounds. There are so few surprises in this world, let's try to preserve the ones awaiting the Watchmen newcomers.

Watchmen is set in an alternative 1985, and if you glance at the photos of the Owl Ship and Oxymandias, you'll see the evidence in a lost landmark, and a president long gone. Like most comic book realities, costumed superheroes ( or "costumed adventurers" as they're called in the book) are real, but most have a pronounced lack of superpowers. Watchmen centers on two generations of them -- the Minutemen, and the Crimebusters. No one is actually called "the Watchmen" in the story; the title refers to any group who's goal is to protect society from themselves. Hence the phrase, repeated throughout the book and film, "Who watches the watchmen?"

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The heroes of Watchmen are anything but. They're flawed and conflicted individuals, recognizably human. There are several that populate the book, but the main stars are introduced here: Dr. Manhattan, Silk Spectre, Nite Owl, Ozymandias, the Comedian, and Rorschach. (Check them out in our gallery, it's pretty easy to figure out who is who.) When our story begins, costumed heroes have actually been outlawed thanks to unpopular opinion, riots, and the passing of the Keene Act. All but one have given up crime-fighting. That one is Rorschach, a violent vigilante who fights crime in his own unique way. He's the famous figure in a brown trenchcoat, fedora, and ever-shifting blot mask. It's his investigation into the death of one of their own (right through a plate glass window -- the sharp-eyed can figure out who) that kicks off the story. He's also the only voice you hear in the trailer.

There is one hero who does have superpowers, and they're pretty impressive: Dr. Manhattan, whose origin story kicks off the trailer. He was once a brilliant physicist named Jon Osterman. He's accidentally locked into a nuclear chamber, stripped apart in a horrific accident, and taken from the physical plane. But he begins to literally reassemble himself, scaring a few humble lab employees in the process:

He finally manifests into a blue glowing figure who no longer abides by the laws of physics. He can split into multiple versions, grow or shrink according to need, sprout multiple limbs, and manipulate matter. Oh yeah, and he can also incinerate the unfortunate. The morality of his actions escapes him.

The arrival of Dr. Manhattan alters the world forever, particularly on a technological and socio-political scale. He is quickly co-opted into the Crimebusters, and when costumed heroes are outlawed, Dr. Manhattan begins working for the government. One of his tasks is to end the Vietnam War, with the help of another character called The Comedian. The two make a perfectly amoral pair, although only one truly seems to enjoy the carnage:

The Comedian is, quite possibly, one of the most unlikeable men you will encounter on page or screen. He's a member of both superhero teams, a supersoldier for the government, and an all around rotten bastard. He doesn't treat women particularly well, even if they are his team members. His actions against one heroine in particular leads to a very poor relationship with her daughter and successor, the Silk Spectre.

Laurie is probably the most likable and sympathetic character in the story. Forced into a life of crime-fighting by her mother (the first Silk Spectre, who was one of the Comedian's teammates in the Minutemen), she's a reluctant hero, having no wish to parade around in an embarrassing costume. And with a costume like that, who can blame her?

The heroes are called out of retirement after one of them is murdered. Rorschach, a reluctant Laurie, and Nite Owl take it upon themselves to investigate, but it soon becomes apparent that someone is deliberately eliminating heroes. They find themselves caught up in a massive conspiracy as the world edges closer to nuclear war. As America looks to Doctor Manhattan for help in averting nuclear disaster, he exiles himself to Mars, and it will fall to Laurie to convince him to return.

I honestly don't now if all this makes the trailer any clearer to the newbies, but that's a very loose gist of the book as filtered through this first clip. I'm talking around most of the major plot points, as I really don't want to spoil the story. But, it won't be long before someone does. Get yourself a copy of the book, enjoy, and then wait for March 6 with anxious anticipation.