I'm sure all you wanting to see The Rock yuk it up as the Tooth Fairy will be rushing out to theaters this weekend to see The Tooth Fairy. But what if you waited until it arrived on DVD, or what if you're not paying attention and think it's already out on DVD, and you accidentally picked up Chuck Bowman's 2006 horror flick The Tooth Fairy? Your kids might be scarred for life when you put the thing in the family DVD player and instead of being delighted by the antics of a former wrestler wearing prop wings, they're introduced to a scary witch that kills children for their molars and incisors. The idea of these two very different films has me inspired to pitch a "vs." film titled...

Tooth Fairy vs. Tooth Fairy

You've seen Freddy vs. Jason and Aliens vs. Predator and hoped for further "vs." films pitting your favorite monsters and serial killers against each other. But why must these films only involve two baddies battling each other? Why not a family film hero vs. a horror villain? Because horror fans don't like family films and families don't watch scary movies? Well, this movie could compromise the genres and bring the two audiences together for increased box office worth.
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