For all of you who may have enthusiastically ran into Garry Marshall's Valentine's Day this weekend (or dragged in by their girlfriends) there is a distinct possibility that you may have already forgotten who all the characters are. Or, at least, 20 of the 22 men and women so sketchily drawn by screenwriter Katharine Fugate that it was more fun to connect the dots between the actors resume than put any emotional investment into these paper mache cutouts. Alas, a trip around the one-dimensional wheel of the lovelorn might not be ideal for those who have suffered through it. But to those who have yet to experience a candidate for worst script of the decade, may this serve as a warning. MAJOR SPOILERS LAY AHEAD!
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