You know that old cliché from cartoons where the gray cloud follows around a character, persistingly raining down on them?

In movies, that character is John Cusack.

You may not notice from a single viewing of classic Cusack material like 'Say Anything' or 'High Fidelity.' But watch enough JC films like us, and the trend becomes disturbingly apparent. We will say this, though. Cusack wears water better than any man out there -- no matter how frustrated he always seems to be in it.