Fans love Iron Man. And if the buzz on 'Iron Man 2' is any indication, fans can't wait for the debuts of new characters War Machine (Don Cheadle), the Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and even the villainous Whiplash (Mickey Rourke). But no one seems to be all that excited for the return of Pepper Potts, played by Gwyneth Paltrow.

Fortunately, the Onion News Network has offered up a satirical bent on how to remedy the situation. In it, moviegoers would apparently be stoked to watch her in the upcoming sequel -- provided she takes one for the team.