The world was rocked to its core last week after news hit that Megan Fox would not be in Transformers 3. And by "rocked to its core", I really mean that all (vaguely) interested parties let out a resounding, "Oh, okay, that makes sense". It came as no surprise, really. Fox and Transformers director Michael Bay had an openly contentious relationship all throughout the production and release of Revenge of the Fallen, so regardless of whether or not Bay fired the generational sex symbol he created or she quit, their parting of ways is hardly a Shyamalan-worthy twist ending. It does open the floor, though, to who is going to replace Fox as the heroic hottie fighting the Decepticons alongside Shia LeBeouf.
The website GeekWeek has already pegged the role as belonging to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley; Victoria's Secret model, star of the NSFW Agent Provocateur ad the above picture is taken from and girlfriend of Jason Statham. Now normally my first reaction would be to call into question a site that's not exactly known for scooping movie news for having an "inside source" to scoop news from, but I'm not going to do that here. Why? Because I don't care.