Oh, The Twilight Saga. It's the sexiest sex-free series we've ever seen. Bella leaves the sun, heads for the rain, and falls in love with a hundred + year-old virgin vampire who could break her with one single touch ... or thrust as the case may be. He's all distracted by his super vampire strength and early twentieth-century morals, which have him convinced that pre-marital sex might ruin Bella's soul and make her eternally doomed for one act of teenage lust.

Abstinence is the name of the game, though that doesn't keep the pair from cuddling every night, and occasionally partaking in super-steamy, half-clothed makeout sessions. Yet, as sexless as it is, could Twilight actually be selling sex?
categories Cinematical