If you're a cunning-Na'vi-linguist and want to make your Hometree tingle, check out Hustler's porn parody of James Cameron's 'Avatar.' Axel Braun -- who also brought us the 'Batman' porn parody which you can check out below -- directed the aptly titled 'This Ain't Avatar XXX.' The film is being released today in a two-disc set that includes both the DVD and Blu-ray versions -- making it a benchmark film for the 3-D adult industry.

In case you were being cryogenically frozen when the original film was released last December, the story surrounds a group of scientists who discover life on a new planet -- Pandora. It's there where a group of tree-hugging humanoids -- the Na'vi -- hesitantly accept a former marine into their world. Jake Sully gets suited up as a Na'vi for the Avatar Program and eventually human on Na'vi love ensues. Military ops intervene in the program's peaceful plan -- threatening to destroy Pandora once and for all.

I doubt you'll get as much story in the original -- though many would argue we never got a well-told story to begin with -- but the makeup looks surprisingly good. And you'll get the sex scene that was cut from the original theatrical release -- times 1000 others. Hustler may have skimped on the clothing for this one, but definitely not on the effects and design. The company revealed their working budget was three times the normal XXX feature, and that the film's intricate set design took three weeks to perfect.

Check out stars Lexington Steele, Misty Stone and company in the 'This Ain't Avatar XXX' trailer after the jump. Don't poke your eye out. Then find out what our other favorite porn parody trailers are and tell us yours. It's for research ... honest.