The Weekly Trailer Awards is a column celebrating the finest achievements in trailerdom. It runs every Friday.

Best Idea for a Mission That Is Doomed for Failure: 'Source Code' (in theaters April 1). Jake Gyllenhaal plays a soldier who is somehow zapped into another man's consciousness during the last eight minutes of that man's life. That man's girlfriend is Michelle Monaghan. The soldier knows they only have eight minutes to live. He's supposed to find out who's responsible for killing them. But since he only has eight minutes, and since Michelle Monaghan is his girlfriend, he is clearly just going to have sex with Michelle Monaghan. The end.