We know exactly what you're thinking: 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' and 'Kick-Ass' tided me over for 2010. But now it's 2011, and I absolutely must see Nicolas Cage wearing a cloak and getting caught up in a fantasy adventure by the end of the week -- or I am going to freak out!

Well, put the bunny down and don't move away from your computer -- it's Nicolas Cage Week here at Moviefone!

In anticipation of this Friday's release of 'Season of the Witch' -- which just happens to fall on the interestingly maned actor's 47th birthday -- we're devoting a full five days to all the wonderful things that make Nic Cage, well, so darn Nic Cage-y.

So, if you like bee-hating, cockroach-eating, Elvis-impersonating, massive-debt-acquiring, Oscar-winning, roundhouse-kicking performances as much as we do, then this week is all about YOU. We'll even have an exclusive interview with the man, the myth, the legend himself on Wednesday!

The festivities get started with 47 Facts About Nicolas Cage. But first, let's all gaze lovingly one more time at that ol' Internet chestnut, Nicolas Cage Losing Sh*t. (NSFW)

And be sure to check back all this week for Nicolas Cage coverage:

Monday -- 47 Facts About Nicolas Cage
Tuesday -- In Defense of Nicolas Cage
Wednesday -- Nicolas Cage Q+A
Thursday -- The Evolution of Nicolas Cage
Friday -- 10 Best and 10 Worst Nicolas Cage Movies

Season of the Witch
PG-13 2010
Based on 27 critics

Two medieval knights (Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman) escort an accused sorceress to a remote abbey. Read More