Welcome to Where Everyone Has Gone Before, the weekly column where I continue my film education before your very eyes by seeking out and watching all of the movies I should have seen by now. I will first judge the movie before I've watched it, based entirely on its reputation (and my potentially misguided thoughts). Then I will give the movie a fair chance and actually watch it. You will laugh at me, you may condemn me, but you will never say I didn't try!

The Film: 'Sex, Lies and Videotape' (1989), Dir. Steven Soderbergh

Starring: James Spader, Andie McDowell, Peter Gallagher, Peter Gallagher's eyebrows and Laura San Giacomo.

Why I Haven't Seen It Until Now: You see, I had my friend's birthday party and then I had to pick my mom up from the airport and I was really, really tired and I had work the next morning and I really can't afford to rent movies right now because my cat got sick and I had this huuuge vet bill and ... Okay, you got me: because I'm lazy.
categories Columns, Cinematical