For many years, scientists believed that the sight of an ordinary man dressed as a fat woman was literally the funniest thing in the world. Millions of films were produced based on this premise, each more side-splitting than the last, each delighting viewers with its surefire mixture of giant latex bosoms and farts. Euphoria stretched through all the land as mankind celebrated its arrival at the pinnacle of comedy.

But then, one day, a crazy, disheveled man burst into a scientists' conference, ranting that he had found something EVEN FUNNIER. The scientists dismissed him as a harmless lunatic, of course, before realizing it was Martin Lawrence. Then they dismissed him as a dangerous lunatic. Still, they listened.

"I've found it!" the frothing maniac shouted. "I've found something funnier than an ordinary man dressed as a fat woman: TWO men dressed as TWO fat women!"