Ricky Gervais may seem like a brash and controversial comedian who loves to pick his teeth with the bones of celebrities, but the truth is Ricky Gervais is a brash and controversial comedian who loves to pick his teeth with the bones of celebrities who also gives a ton to charity. Seriously, despite what his recent, totally un-noteworthy gig hosting the Golden Globes would lead you to believe, Gervais is actually one of the rare celebs out there who freely gives back to those from whom he has profited so much.

Case-in-point, Gervais has gone ahead and written an opening script for James Franco and Anne Hathaway to stick to when they host the Oscars this coming Sunday. They didn't pay him for it; they didn't even ask him for it. No, Ricky has offered his writing services entirely out of the goodness of his black heart. Check out an excerpt after the jump, and head to Gervais's official site for the full script:
categories Oscars, Cinematical