Good news for the fashion inept: We're back with a dude's take on fashion! Here, with the help of a beer-drinking companion who insists on being referred to as Dude 2, we shall add a solid dose of common sense to these odd proceedings.

This means, mainly, that we will attempt to insult people who are poorly dressed, because that's what you're supposed to do when commenting on the red carpet, right? Right.

So, without further ado, here's what two dudes think of the so-called best-dressed people on earth.
tags fashion
categories Features, Oscars, Awards