It's the political scandal of the moment -- that is, until the next political scandal of the moment. New York congressman Anthony Weiner was busted for engaging in "inappropriate online exchanges with at least six women and repeatedly lying about sending a sexually suggestive photograph to a young woman over Twitter last month." (Somewhere, John Edwards is saying, "Oh, is that all?") In a summer of superheroes and precocious kids, Weiner stands out as, well, a wiener. And knowing Hollywood, that means a film about the formerly rising (Ding!) political star cannot be far behind. Ahead, Movieline offers five casting suggestions for the inevitable Weinergate.