We don't know about your childhood, but last time we checked, snow days were usually spent watching Nickelodeon in our pajamas and powering through a whole box of Fruit be the Foot. Then again, we never grew up in Sumeria, and we had no idea how easy we had it.
As if the trailers and clips of Jason Momoa single-handedly bleeding out armies of fools without breaking a sweat haven't made it crystal clear, we now have our hands on the latest red band clip from 'Conan the Barbarian' to further establish that this is probably the front-runner for Bloodiest Movie of 2011. This time around, we see Conan in his youth proving his manhood to Ron Perlman by taking part in a footrace that ends up in a bloodbath against four grown-ass savages.
Charming stuff as you can probably image, so hit the jump to see the NSFW clip for yourselves.