On Friday, a 'Planet of the Apes' movie will be available at a theater near you. It's the seventh one, actually, so perhaps you're excited already? Then again, the last one probably came out before you were born. That is, unless you count the one starring Mark Wahlberg that was released in 2001, but, alas, you don't count that one because it was awful. This one stars James Franco! You like him! Well, unless you watched the last Oscars telecast, then you may not like him anymore. Regardless, as a service to you, we answer every possible question that you may have about 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes.'

Q: 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' is awful, right?
A: Surprisingly, it's not awful. In fact, it's quite good.