Folks, we got something for everyone this week. An R-rated comedy that sounds a lot like a real-life tragedy, a horror movie where teens are doomed to die like crazy in gruesome ways you won't see coming, a tear-jerker led by an all-star female cast, and the best night out a Gleek's ever had.

Any way you cut it, the whole family's got an option at the theaters this week, so go ahead and check out which ones look best.