Toronto! The city of dreams, as they say. (Note: they might not actually say that.) Veterans of the Toronto International Film Festival -- or TIFF, for those in the know – have the hustle and bustle of how this event works down to a science, winding their way through a gauntlet of screenings, interviews, events and press conferences with a smug "I've been here; I know what I'm doing" look plastered on their faces. Then there's me -- at the prestigious festival for the first time with the opposite of that look. What did I learn in my first 24 hours here? Quite a lot. Ahead, 25 tips on how to get absolutely nothing accomplished in your first day at the Toronto International Film Festival.