Toronto! As the old saying goes: If you can make it there, you can make it in about half the other major metropolitan Western hemisphere cities. Last week, I gave you a crash course on how to unintentionally accomplish nothing in your first 24 hours at the Toronto International Film Festival. Well, things did get a little better in terms of production, but that doesn't mean the awkward moments for this TIFF neophyte stopped. So! Moviefone is happy to present to you a handy guide on how to have as many awkward moments as possible at your first Toronto International Film Festival.