Jack! Rose! Icebergs! It's hard to believe 14 years have elapsed since 'Titanic' was in theaters, but that's why Hollywood invented 3D re-releases. Next April, 'Titanic' will be back on the big screen in beautiful three-dimensional glory (you can read all about it here), and -- if early reports are true -- the 3D conversion looks spectacular (like you'd expect anything less from James Cameron). Too bad you can't say the same thing for the first 'Titanic 3D' poster. There's nothing wrong with it -- in fact, it may be an improvement over the original -- it just ... exists? The image features Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) clutching Rose (Kate Winslet), presumably after the ship has collided with an iceberg.