Bane isn't the only character in the new trailer for 'The Dark Knight Rises' that has an impenetrable accent. There's also Michael Caine as trusty butler-cum-Batman-confidant Alfred, who unfurls a British-accented woe-is-me monologue that sounds ripped out of 'Don' You Go Rounin' Roun to Re Ro.' "You are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father," Caine slurs into something nearly unintelligible. "I swore to them that I would protect you -- and I haven't." You know what else he hasn't done? A better version of his own voice than Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon.