Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Critic Reviews

There's no defense for movies like these, but neither do they warrant apology; they're irresistibly watchable, like car wrecks.Read the full review

Kaos was apparently aiming for a coolly stylized, straight-faced take on ''Spy vs. Spy.'' As Maxwell Smart used to say, ''Missed it by that much.''Read the full review

This grim, joyless motion picture is anything but fun. It’s a chore to sit through, with all the blazing, noisy pyrotechnics proving unable to lighten the mood.Read the full review

This is a movie in which you rarely know where you are or who's doing what to the next person.Read the full review

Looks like a video-game promo, has a story that plays like the fifth episode of a struggling syndicated action show, and feels like a headache waiting to happen.Read the full review

Remote, non-involving and finally incomprehensible.Read the full review

The movie is a chaotic mess, overloaded with special effects and explosions, light on continuity, sanity and coherence.Read the full review

Banderas slums through this dollar-bin action flick wearing the same look of wiped-out exasperation that Danny Glover's Sergeant Murtaugh sports in each installment of ''Lethal Weapon.'' And like Murtaugh, Banderas might be too old for this, too.Read the full review

The film isn't even as good as the second-rate game it is based on, which is nothing but a shootout.Read the full review