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Based on 33 Reviews
critic reviews (10)
fan reviews ( 1 )
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    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    With this kind of epic ineptitude -- hell, the flick is set in the year 3000 -- you go for "worst of the millennium." show more

  • 50
    Bob Graham San Francisco Chronicle

    Is it worth seeing once? Sure. show more

  • 38
    Andy Seiler USA Today

    The script, based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, is deeply dumb, depressingly derivative (ripping off "Planet of the Apes" the most) and just plain nonsense. show more

  • NA
    Jack Mathews New York Daily News

    One of the darkest, ugliest, most uninvolving and incomprehensible major-studio fantasies I've ever seen. show more

  • 53
    Cody Clark Mr. Showbiz

    It's a lock to pile up the honors during Hollywood's annual awards season next spring (at the Golden Raspberries and the MTV Movie Awards). show more

  • 50
    Michael Wilmington Chicago Tribune

    Scientology or not, the movie is a battlefield bummer that makes you want to revolt. show more

  • 38
    Jay Carr Boston Globe

    So heavy and lifeless that you keep waiting for those three little front-row kibitzers from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" to appear at the bottom of the screen to start goofing on it. show more

  • 38
    Chris Kaltenbach Baltimore Sun

    An underlit, overlong, underwritten and overloud albatross of a movie. show more

  • 25
    Lou Lumenick New York Post

    Goes from being tediously terrible to downright gigglesome. show more

  • 12
    Roger Ebert Chicago Sun-Times

    Awful in so many different ways. show more

  • December 12, 2009 NESrulz13
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    that movie might have sucked but it helped me get a huge bonner. :)

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