Beowulf (2007) Reviews

i liked it u morons!!!

Previous reviewers are correct in comparing this to a video game. That is about its speed. The graphics were cheaply done, the story line was... xistant and the characters were poorly realized. Overall, a rip-off. I was bored after the first ten minutes. Full Review

this movie really stink the only good part is with Anglina Jolie the movie was so bad it put me to sleep i had to skipp some parts of the movie so i... can stay awake the guy who made must been drunk or on drugs Full Review

I knew there was something weird about "Beowulf" from the 1st TV commercials, it looked like a cartoon. Well I was right and it is a BAD one. All the... characters look like they're rejects from a bad "Shrek" movie. If you've seen, you will KNOW what a mean. The only person who actually looks a bit like themselves at times is Angela Jolie, I'm certain she made SURE that her character looked like her. The characters all have these unnatural looking faces and the funny thing is that the worst ones are ones based on the main cast. Beowulf himself has these big hands he waves about that again, look like they belong to Shrek. This was a long, tedious, boring and costly movie mistake on my part. I fell for the 3D and had to pay a whopping $8 for the matinee!!!! The glasses at least were way kewel. No cardboard bi-colored glasses here, these were like drugstore sunglasses. However, for the most part it was a waste. "Beowulf" makes about as little use of the 3D effects as possible and it is made glaringly obvious when you put your glasses on at the prompt. You get to see footage of an upcoming Tim Burton film where a needle is sewing the name of the movie and suddenly the needle comes right at you. There is footage of the 1st live action 3D movie, based on "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" and you know the effects will be fantastic in that film because the scenes you see are great. Finally, the creme de la creme a U2 concert in 3D!!!!! It looks remarkable. So, if you do have to see "Beowulf" because your friends want you to see it and they want to go to the 3D film, at least you know you'll get about 5-10 minutes of INCREDIBLE 3D effects, then you'll have to spend an ETERNITY waited for "Beowulf" to end. Arigatou, JZ Full Review

It was made well. The animation was freakin greatness. there is some mild nudity. Definitly not for children, but a must see