Blood and Chocolate Critic Reviews

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Based upon 9 Critic Reviews
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Entertainment Weekly | Scott BrownAdd Critic to Favorites

Werewolves are tame with overuse, and movies like Blood and Chocolate -- where moments of inspiration vie in vain with Goth cliché -- play like underlit "Charmed" reruns.Read the full review

Boston Globe | Michael HardyAdd Critic to Favorites

Entertaining in a B-movie sort of way, and you can't help admiring its earnestness about the philosophical issues it invokes.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Frank ScheckAdd Critic to Favorites

The lead performers certainly are highly attractive, making this one of the more sensual werewolf pictures in quite a while -- and to their credit, they do manage to keep a straight face throughout. But ultimately, the anemic Blood and Chocolate could have benefited from a little less chocolate and a lot more blood.Read the full review

Variety | Peter DebrugeAdd Critic to Favorites

The entire star-crossed scenario is conveyed with the narrative simplicity of a musicvideo, lingering in an almost fetishistic manner on sensual details (boxes of chocolates, a blood-red ribbon) while compressing important elements of the story into clumsy montages.Read the full review

The New York Times | Jeannette CatsoulisAdd Critic to Favorites

Uninvolving and cliché-ridden (even shape-shifters, it seems, deserve a falling-in-love montage), Blood & Chocolate is "Romeo and Juliet" with fewer manners and more exotic dentition.Read the full review

ReelViews | James BerardinelliAdd Critic to Favorites

Horror fans will be disgusted by the lack of gore. Romance fans will be disgusted by the presence of gore. One is tempted to applaud the filmmakers for trying something this daring, but the result isn't good enough to warrant any acclaim, however lukewarm it might be.Read the full review

Los Angeles Times | Lael LoewensteinAdd Critic to Favorites

It's a relentlessly silly horror/fantasy/romance that is merely the latest twist on a tired premise.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Keith PhippsAdd Critic to Favorites

A romantic triangle between werewolves and humans doesn't sound dull, but director Katja von Garnier seems to determined to drain the life out of it.Read the full review

San Francisco Chronicle | Peter HartlaubAdd Critic to Favorites

Not since "An American Werewolf in London" in 1981 reset the standard for man-to-wolf transformations has anyone tried to get away with special effects as pitiful as the ones in this movie.Read the full review

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