Boat Trip Critic Reviews

Boat Trip is happily a no-holds-barred, all-out farce in which zany complications escalate rapidly and continually. Read the full review

Has an agreeable air of anything-goes vulgarity, which is so transcendentally idiotic that it's impossible to tell whether the film is a brilliant, deadpan parody of raunchy lowbrow farces from the '70s and '80s, or one of the stupidest, most regressive films ever made. Or, more likely, it's a little of both.Read the full review

Even 007 is a big old queen. Yes, Roger Moore's on board as a lusty codger, who, unlike the rest of us, can't get enough of Sanz. Read the full review

The only thing a movie this unrefined needs is a vaudevillian in baggy pants and someone hawking peanuts in the aisle.Read the full review

If this garbage sounds like your kind of thing, and the folks who jump up and talk back to the screen are your kind of people, then, sweetheart, you and this movie deserve each other. Read the full review

An unfunny fish-out-of-water comedy.Read the full review

Not that the film is outrageous. That would be asking too much. It is dim-witted, unfunny, too shallow to be offensive.Read the full review

If Boat Trip were screened on a cruise ship, most of the passengers would be dog-paddling back to shore.Read the full review

Washout. Lacking the mojo even to be offensive in its stereotypical view of gays and women, this excruciating cocktail of sitcom plotting and gross-out humor makes a clunky cheesefest like "The Love Boat" look like breezy, sophisticated fun.Read the full review