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  • 38
    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    Jammed with story threads that don’t cohere, Cirque commits the cardinal sin for a vampire movie: It’s bloodless. show more

  • 25
    Peter Hartlaub San Francisco Chronicle

    The movie is occasionally clever, but still inferior to last year's "Twilight" film, mostly because the story is so muddled. show more

  • 63
    Claudia Puig USA Today

    It's creepy but tinged with sarcasm and infused with silly fun. show more

  • 60
    Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

    While "Twilight" will make more money and get more attention, the darkly comic Cirque du Freak boasts the shaggy charm of the natural underdog. show more

  • 40
    Kirk Honeycutt The Hollywood Reporter

    Making a vampire movie without any bite is like removing guns from a Western. show more

  • 63
    Mike Scott New Orleans Times-Picayune

    Trades breathless romance for a fun "Ripley's Believe it or Not"-flavored weirdness. show more

  • 63
    Joe Williams St. Louis Post-Dispatch

    Reilly is very funny as the sarcastic mentor, and director Paul Weitz strikes a loopy tone in the scenes at the freak encampment. show more

  • 50
    Rene Rodriguez Miami Herald

    The finished film has been tinkered with and tweaked so thoroughly that it borders on the incomprehensible. show more

  • 50
    Ty Burr Boston Globe

    Reilly gives it his all, and he’s both very enjoyable and about as scary as a stubbed toe. show more

  • 50
    James Berardinelli ReelViews

    A profoundly unsatisfying experience - and that doesn't consider the derivative nature of the plot and a lackluster performance by the lead actor. show more

  • May 08, 2011 lella22cute
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    All 12 books were awesome but some things from the movie weren\'t mentioned in the books. Like Rebecca for example in never said that there was a monkey girl in the book, the only girlfriend he had was Debbie Hemlock.....but still it was a pretty good movie...

  • August 31, 2010 WilliamSicklick
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    suck

  • May 23, 2010 Curlyspykid
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    i enjoy it and i think it aszome it was funny and i think it's number 4 movie that i like

  • March 20, 2010 Mopman411
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    This was a fun movie to watch. I enjoyed this movie a lot. The characters are enjoyable and the plot is "there" for the most part.

  • February 25, 2010 drummerbk56
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    i read the book, but the movie looks worse

  • December 28, 2009 mavda
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    16-25?!!! are you crazy? i am only twelve, and i have read the books and liked the movie. do not say anything mean about it!! grrr... i am angry at all those haters. so... anyone read demonata?

  • November 21, 2009 Angelbella424
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    there will be a sequal wht u think Gavner ment by 'we will leave tonight' or 'should we tell him?' there will be a sequal I'm so excited!!!

  • November 16, 2009 ChadBarrick
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    Off to a slow start with some flatness in between. I must say I was fascinated with the amusing characters though. Overall I'd say somewhat enjoyable but more forgettable in my book. Seems to be more popular for those under 30.

  • November 01, 2009 Sissygirl2014
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    The Vampire's Assistant was awesome i hope there will be sequel's..

  • October 30, 2009 ahooa77
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    it was pretty entertaining, actors do their best, specially Chris Massoglia which is a pleasure to watch (if you like males for that matter, if not there's salma hayek, with a beard) really hope it does well for a sequel.

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