Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brotherinlaw Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall a typical British holiday camp The staff are lazy and inefficient preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers A new owner Mr Whitemonk an exprison officer takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney however Sidneys suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind