Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Critic Reviews

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Los Angeles Times | Kevin ThomasAdd Critic to Favorites

At a time when crassness and dumbing down pervade popular entertainment, especially movies aimed at youthful audiences, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen dares to be smart.Read the full review

The New York Times | Dave KehrAdd Critic to Favorites

Modest, mildly engaging film. Read the full review

USA Today | Claudia PuigAdd Critic to Favorites

This junior chick flick merely reinforces superficial clichés one associates with female teens: petty fights, intense highs and lows, and self-absorption.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Sheri LindenAdd Critic to Favorites

Girls ages 6-14 will get a charge from the fashion show, animation effects and, to a lesser degree, the cartoonish antics. But like most adolescent histrionics, the pic's impact on adults will be limited to mild amusement alternating with annoyance. Read the full review

Entertainment Weekly | Lisa SchwarzbaumAdd Critic to Favorites

With no Jamie Lee Curtis as a volleying partner, though, Lohan's chipper energy is, like, so totally out of proportion given the colorless pliability of everyone around her.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Keith PhippsAdd Critic to Favorites

Doesn't have a mean bone in its body, but it's so sloppily assembled that even Lohan's charm can't keep it together. Read the full review

Variety | Dennis HarveyAdd Critic to Favorites

Minimally funny comedy feels like a Disney Channel pic that got boosted to theatrical after Lohan scored a hit opposite Jamie Lee Curtis in the "Freaky Friday" remake. Read the full review

Washington Post | Desson ThomsonAdd Critic to Favorites

Even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book. Read the full review

Washington Post | Michael O'SullivanAdd Critic to Favorites

It's a silly, giggly piece of pink-colored fluff, as hyperactive as its heroine and as redolent of bubble gum and Love's Baby Soft cologne as Lola apparently is. Yet the superficial sweetness masks something rotten. Read the full review

San Francisco Chronicle | Ruthe SteinAdd Critic to Favorites

The movie [Sugarman] made gives little indication that she understands teen girls, dramatic or plain. Much of Confessions seems clueless and -- even worse for moviegoers of any age -- listless.Read the full review

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