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bloodhill7

it was my kind of movie with lots of brutal thrash violence and language so 5 stars

10/11/2009, 10:21 am

Wmac212

I didn't see it but my brother saw it and he liked it at first but when the ends it makes you think "What did I **********?" I give it a 2 out of 5.

10/10/2009, 1:43 pm

Hgray628

I agree with cluvsyu ... this is one stupied movie don't wast your time on it...and like jason s. in his other movies but this is the worst....

09/21/2009, 12:28 pm

Cluvsyu

Horrible Movie, dont waste your time!

09/20/2009, 10:41 am

seXyleXsei

love love love this silly crap.. vulgar yes.. but i love it..

06/12/2009, 1:26 pm

Tw122331

DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS SEE THIS.(FILTHY) I GOT UP AND WALK OUT. DIRTY AND POOR MADE.

06/07/2009, 7:08 pm

Payman1061

This is a stupid waste of time and worst movie I've ever seen! I also thought Jason must have a boat payment due and he needed to make some fast money. The action scenes were stupid and not thought out - not even close to what The Transporter was. Although Transporter 3 comes close to being as stupid as this movie was. I lost all respect for Jason Statham movies now and will not go see another one of his quick throw-together-so-I-can-buy-a-yacht stupid movies. Honestly, there actually is a fight scene where he and the other guy transform into godzilla-like monsters/cartoon characters which is just too stupid for words. There were 17 people in my theater at the beginning of this movie. There were only 5 people left at the end. Don't waste your time or money; I'd give it a zero-star rating - or less if I could.

04/29/2009, 4:22 pm

JewelNickLouie

DO NOT GO TO THIS MOVIE!!! IT WAS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! IT WAS VULGAR, CRUDE AND VERY DISGUSTING....IT WAS VERY CLOSE TO A PORNO FLICK BUT MY HUSBAND ENJOYED IT.

04/28/2009, 7:47 pm

MistieCook

Jason Statham must owe someone a lot of money. His movies get worse as he makes them. But oddly enough he has this strange following - including myself. Go figure! I must say this is the worst movie I've seen in I don't know when. At times it was funny, at times there was a lot of action and then at times it was just plain WTF. Come on now the fight scence where he and the other guy are monsters out of an Asian remake of Godzilla or something. And then the head being kept alive in the fish tank. Just over the top but you had to laugh. I almost forgot about the sex scence on the race track. What poor taste. It was almost x-rated. Who wants to see a full shot of Jason's crack? Yes his crack! And who didn't they take a shot at. The black men were all gay, Bai Ling was - I don't even know. She needs to eat. The guy from Apocolypto is a gay dude with some kind of nervous tick and the hispanics were just made to look ignorant. Save your money on this or wait until it's at the $1 matinee or on DVD. This is going to make a lot of money as a video game for sure. Jason have you lost your mind or were you bored to death when this script was presented to you?

04/26/2009, 7:31 am

LionHounds

Funny in some parts, but filthy and a total waste of money.

04/24/2009, 5:53 pm

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