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i thought this movie could be a lot better. therre was very boring action in this movie and plus it had the stupidest storyline. o ya and when in... r lifetime r u gonna see like 20 big 35ft lizards walkin around with a big cannon on there back. i no NEVER. but overall i think it could be much better Full Review
This is the only "action" movie I had to struggle to stay awake durring. Everything about the movie was terrible. People say the f/x were good, but... ven some of the explosions are horribly rendered. The action wasn't even that great. Actually, it was boring. For about half the movie you see one helicopter blow up after another. The first few times were ok, but after watching 8 helicopters blow up, I lost interest. The storyline was absolutely laughable. Especially being delivered through some of the worst acting I have ever witnessed. Don't get me started on the inacuracies in the plot! Like, how does the Jack know he is the reincarnation of the chinese guy? He's got a scar on his arm, BIG DEAL! Oh, and I practice Taekwondo (korean martial art) and I cant shoot fireballs out of my hands or fly. MARTIAL ARTS IS NOT MAGIC!!! How come nobody in LA notices a giant snake slithering around? Come on! Its like everybody is just living their normal lives while this snake terrorizes the city! How does the snake always know where to find the girl, and why cant it ever catch her? Then there's the whole quarentine hospital thing and the security guard in a straight jacket. You dont put somebody in a straight jacket unless they are dangerous! Finally, at the end, WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?! All of a sudden the guy wakes up tied to a log in front of a giant castle in the middle of a desert wasteland! WTF?! Dont you think somebody would notice a giant frakking lord-of-the-rings-esq castle? Full Review
Wow... I got to rent this movie for free and i feel that it was a waste.. This movie was completely pathetic. The acting is horrible, it is... e to follow the plot, and worst of all they are not even dragons!!! They need to change the title to Imoogi wars or Snake wars because there is only one dragon in the whole movie. Do not waste your time please.. we have a limited time on earth and you dont want to waste it on this movie. Full Review
I will arrest whoever made this movie!!!! It's Bull crap
wow. there was just sooo much wrong with this movie besides the self-importance korean screenwriters gave to Korea. like jujubee carrying girl's... grams and hero's korean proverb. Because, you know, korean culture is just so ingrained in American culture. Besides the fact that you don't know the two cops at the beginning are actually FBI until halfway through the movie. (Did they say they were FBI at any time in the beginning?)Ignoring the 19 and drinking beer for a moment or 'girl beats up 3 guys' "big scoop" (huh, that's a big scoop?slow news day.), working in a hospital made just about all the hospital scenes cringingly inaccurate. What the hell are Korean hospitals like? You wouldn't be 'quarantined' for a skin condition. Since when does a dragon tattoo look like a contagious skin disease. 'Quarantine' does not mean locked room with guard, (bang on door no one answers your screams) with no explanation to the patient. Quarantine does mean an ante-room where you put on personal protective equipment, ie a gown, gloves, and mask and usu. means airborn contagion. No guards. And its not locked from the inside. Oh yeah, and call buttons. Rooms have call buttons. No need to bang on door screaming. Except apparantly in the police state of Korea? north korean screenwriters? And of course, HIPAA means you can neither confirm nor deny that someone is a patient in your hospital. Hell, you can't even release info to family without a signed release.So, do the Koreans think 'Sarah' is spelled only one way in English (tbg- token black guy- does a search for a 19 y/o names sarah in the city of Los Angeles. Not sara, zara, or the myriad dumbass spelling so popular these days of common names)? But that's OK. The dialogue was bad enough.. Only a non-English speaker (and I mean none, None at all. Not a phrase) could think this was natural sounding dialogue. We should be Full Review
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It is such a breathless, delirious stew, it's impossible not to be entertained, provided -- this is crucial -- you have a sense of humor.Full Review
It is such a breathless, delirious stew, it’s impossible not to be entertained, provided -- this is crucial -- you have a sense of humor.Full Review
While the CGI effects are undeniably impressive, the laughable story line, risible dialogue and cheap humor (most of it involving a hapless zoo security guard) seriously detract from the fun.Full Review
