With all the dog dung in Envy, it's almost too easy to generalize that it stinks. But it does, unfortunately, despite the big-name actors in its cast. Full Review
One of those cinematic curiosities that almost always fade quickly, but that will usually find a devoted cult audience once it hits that peculiar Elysian Field known as the aftermarket.
Envy is in the unenviable position of saddling two of Hollywood's most talented comic actors with a script that doesn't do them justice. Full Review
It's remarkably appropriate that Envy is about turds, because that's what the movie is.
The Onion (A.V. Club)
In short, every element suggests Envy ought to be amusing, but the only comparably disastrous movie in recent memory involves Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, and a rapping retarded man.