Minty the Assassin (2009)

MINTY is a youthful raven haired punk rock feminist female super heroine that gets her super powers from eating chocolate which is a good source of antioxidants One day Mintys agent BIG BOSS an older and honorable gentlemen is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER the evil neuroscientist Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Benders paranormal building to rescue Big Boss Several unusual villains stand in her way CAPTAIN CAPABILITY a freak of nature SENSATIONAL NINJA an effeminate assassin RAT MONSTER a depressed mutant BRUCE ZEE a psycho martial artist MOLLY LEVIATHAN a sensual super vixen ZEN COWBOY a blindfolded gunslinger and DOUBLE DELICIOUS an intellectual lesbian vampire Throughout this wild odyssey Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty her brains and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest