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  • 60
    Frank Scheck The Hollywood Reporter

    The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses. show more

  • 63
    Premiere

    This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions. show more

  • 38
    Boston Globe

    Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers. But if you take pleasure in such mindless gore, there must be worse ways to spend 100 minutes. show more

  • 40
    Film Threat

    If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture. show more

  • 67
    Marc Savlov Austin Chronicle

    MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven – a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values for anyone other than first-year med students. show more

  • 58
    Entertainment Weekly

    What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination. show more

  • 60
    Jeannette Catsoulis The New York Times

    A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in. show more

  • 60
    Joe Leydon Variety

    At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s. show more

  • 50
    Los Angeles Times

    Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful. show more

  • 30
    L.A. Weekly

    There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns of the same eye gouge delivered ad infinitum. show more

  • September 16, 2009 Troublemaker4244
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    i loved it it was the best movie ever!!!!! :P

  • July 25, 2009 Rean Rossier
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    a fun 3-D horror ride / movie i was on the edge of my chair eating popcorn & enjoying this movie this was a bloody valentine! I Tell YA! bottem line an awesome 3-D horror adventure that is ON..... DVD!

  • April 20, 2009 Stephen
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    i saw this movie in the theather, movie plot was ok, but the 3D effect was awsome!!!! i only hope they can put this out on dvd with the glasses.if they dont ?then its a waste of time

  • January 24, 2009 CuttieSm95
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    is it rated r ? or pg13?

  • January 24, 2009 Kevin
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    Well I see that so far the other 2 people that have had the experience f seeing this movie are agreeing with me . AndI didn't even see it in 3D, Thouht I ws but this theatre didn't have a 3D projector. IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • January 23, 2009 Jennecia12
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    i agree that this movie was horribly acted, but it was a good movie overall

  • January 23, 2009 Talkprod
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    This is the most horribly awful movie I have ever seen. Not because of the excessive violence which is so over-the-top it's actually more laughable than scary. It is just the worst acted, worst written film out there. It's biggest sin: it's incredibly boring, with mindless plot exposition that goes absolutely nowhere. I saw it in 3D, expecting a creative use of the techology. As presented, it's more of an afterthought. Avoid at all costs.

  • January 22, 2009 oxGotaLovAnerdxo
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    havent seen it yet seeing it tomarrow.. hope its good! =)

  • January 22, 2009 Fai2dend
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    The movie was interesting. I will definitely see it again.

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