Your Reviews
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Total waste of money and time. HORRIBLE!
Oh come on folks, no real gore and horror fans here! Comment to nannnie d-no "R" rated movie is good for kids! hence... e "R" rating, come on! I am a gore fan and I loved it! Yeah the story/plot sucks but the effects are exceptional! The girl windsailing is the best! Good to see Elizabeth Shue again, besides any movie where Jerry McConnell gets eaten not once, but twice is OK with me! he get's my vote for the "most annoying" character in a movie. Do you really care for those drunk kids in the movie?? The original as always is BEST! Full Review
I go to the movies every friday and sometimes sunday.I wish i didn't.Hated the movie.Stupid.Actually,i was the stupid... ne to go to see it. Full Review
HORRIBLE MOVIE
OK TO EVERYONE WHO SAW THIS. LET'S PLAY : WHAT I LEARNED FROM PIRANHA 3d I'll start. What I learned: 1. Long Hair will get you killed in any... de horror setting. 2. Gas can become a liquid in an infinite and unclosed space, vaporize into the air over the course of 2 minutes and explode. 3. Baby piranha's have "no sex organs" 4. As long as two ***** are swimming in the water together, they don't need to breath for about 10 minutes or more. 5. Small County Sheriff's Officers are taught to discharge their weapons into the air to get a crowd's attention. Full Review
Critic Reviews
There's a degree of gruff integrity at work for at least two-thirds of Alexandre Aja's grindhouse piranhapalooza Piranha 3D, in which a megaschool of man-eating fish thought to be extinct burst through an underwater fissure to terrorize a normally placid lake in Arizona.Full Review
A pitch-perfect, guilty-pleasure serving of late-summer schlock that handily nails the tongue-in-cheek spirit of the Roger Corman original.Full Review
I call Piranha 3D ''exploitation,'' rather than a quality scare movie, because it serves up well-timed gross-outs instead of genuine suspense and because the movie has no pretense of providing character, plot, acting, or dialogue that's anything more than boilerplate.Full Review
Piranha 3D ends the summer on a note of shamelessly entertaining B movie bottomfeeding.Full Review
The 32-year-old carnivorous fish franchise has lost none of its bite, serving up a fresh batch of spring-break revelers for the fearsome creatures to attack.Full Review

