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One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Total waste of money and time. HORRIBLE!
Oh come on folks, no real gore and horror fans here! Comment to nannnie d-no "R" rated movie is good for kids! hence the "R" rating, come on! I am a gore fan and I loved it! Yeah the story/plot sucks but the effects are exceptional! The girl windsailing is the best! Good to see Elizabeth Shue again, besides any movie where
I go to the movies every friday and sometimes sunday.I wish i didn't.Hated the movie.Stupid.Actually,i was the stupid one to go to see it.
HORRIBLE MOVIE
OK TO EVERYONE WHO SAW THIS. LET'S PLAY : WHAT I LEARNED FROM PIRANHA 3d I'll start. What I learned: 1. Long Hair will get you killed in any lakeside horror setting. 2. Gas can become a liquid in an infinite and unclosed space, vaporize into the air over the course of 2 minutes and explode. 3. Baby piranha's have "no sex organs" 4. As long as two ***** are swimming in the water
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Variety
The 32-year-old carnivorous fish franchise has lost none of its bite, serving up a fresh batch of spring-break revelers for the fearsome creatures to attack. Full Review
A.O. Scott
The New York Times
The entertainment formula behind this short and nasty movie - devised according to someone's idea of what teenage boys with the guile, the facial hair or the "guardian" to gain admission to an R-rated movie are likely to enjoy - is sloppy and simple. Full Review
Betsy Sharkey
Los Angeles Times
Piranha 3D is trying so hard for the laughs and the allusions amid all the gore, and endless bloodbath of bare naked ladies, that it completely forgets to frighten anyone. Full Review
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News
There are few real scares, though, and even fewer actual laughs. Despite several obvious gags, Aja never captures the spoofy fun of the 1978 original. Full Review
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
Gratuitous in every sense of the word, this second remake of 1978's Joe Dante-directed/Roger Corman-produced "Jaws" knockoff is ridiculous summertime drive-in fun. Full Review
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