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  • 50
    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    The good news first: Keith Richards totally rocks it playing pirate daddy to Johnny Depp's Capt. Jack Sparrow. The deep rumble of his voice and those hooded eyes that narrowly open like the creaky gates of hell make him what the rest of this three-peat is not: authentically scary...So what's the bad news? Richards is onscreen for barely two minutes. show more

  • 25
    Mick LaSalle San Francisco Chronicle

    Has no narrative throughline, no emotional spine. It's a mess. show more

  • 38
    Claudia Puig USA Today

    The pirate ship has hit foul waters, and even the sharp wit and charm of everyone's favorite buccaneer can't save it. show more

  • 40
    Joe Morgenstern Wall Street Journal

    A ponderous pirate saga, 168 minutes long, with more doldrums than "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner." Those doldrums are relieved from time to time by spectacular effects. show more

  • 50
    Carrie Rickey Philadelphia Inquirer

    Ultimately the voyage is so choppy and long (2 hours, 48 minutes) that into the third hour I found myself yawning, "Yo-ho-hum and a very sore bum." show more

  • 63
    Jack Mathews New York Daily News

    A sumptuous feast for the eyes and an occasionally exhilarating stimulant to the heart. But beware my hearty: It will tie your rum-soaked brain in knots. show more

  • 70
    Michael Rechtshaffen The Hollywood Reporter

    More than ever, Depp masterfully keeps the enterprise afloat, even when the sheer weight of all those other characters threatens to throw it off-course. show more

  • 88
    Michael Wilmington Chicago Tribune

    The most visually spectacular, action-packed and surreal of the adventures of Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). show more

  • 75
    Lawrence Toppman Charlotte Observer

    I won't be able to talk anybody into or out of the Pirates of the Caribbean experience now, so I'll simply offer sage advice: Hit the bathroom just before it starts. To miss any five-minute chunk of this densely plotted trilogy-capper will leave you confused. show more

  • 63
    Maitland McDonagh TV Guide

    It's almost three hours long, and that's a lot of time to invest in what is, essentially, a theme-park attraction you can't ride. show more

  • February 05, 2012 Dry Master
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    Good, but goofy and bad action. Pushing ships side by side with your hands and seeing a whole ship with it's crew underwater 5 minutes is dull and stupid. The storyline was flat and dissapointing. I honestly like it and don't like it.

  • September 01, 2008 SwImGiRl2233
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    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAMEWILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  • July 19, 2008 SBurke8600
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    GREAT CHARACTERS!!! CAPT JACK SPARROW DAVEY JONES JUST ALL IN ALL SUPERB P.S. HELLO BEASTY!

  • May 22, 2008 seapaula
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    I love Jack Sparrow, and overall the movie was awesome! Johnny Depp is an amazing actor. The special effects were like the best ones i've ever seen. But there was some things that could have been a lot better.

  • May 22, 2008 creekclub2001
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    The 1st was very good and creative. The 2nd was a money maker for Jerry and his crew. The 3rd was a waste of money and the most painful 2 hours

  • May 22, 2008 biggghead01
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    I first saw this movie a couple nights ago, and i can already say that im hooked! This is a fasinating movie for the whoe family...I love (still present tense,btw) the way the whole story revolves around the characters in a cycle-like frequence. Everyone happens to be intwined with one another which gave the story something new to notice every time u watch it. I especially love the twists and turns that the characters face (betrayal, etc.) this keeps it interesting. The end left me near to tears but still wanting more. ~~I WILL BE SOOOOOOOO HAPPY IF BY SOME CHANCE, THEY DECIDE TO PULL OFF BRINGING ANOTHER PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE TO THE SCREEN~~ p.s. orlando bloom looks WOW, BOMB, HELLA FINE SEXY AZ IONO WAT! I EFFIN THANK HIZ MAMA FOR HAVIN HIM

  • May 22, 2008 kblessed3
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    Wonderful. Amzing story, Acting, Effect's!

  • May 22, 2008 potcfreak95
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    One of the best spa experiences I ever had. The spa itself was gorgeous, the service was impeccable, and the massage was excellent. It is VERY peaceful and worth it for the splurge. The highest sanitation, professionalism and customer service I ever experienced, I recommend them to all and certainly was the best decision I ever made. Nice WATER FALL, MOLDINGS & ARCITECTURAL TOUCHES. Huge Painting in Hawaiian Couples Room, Nice, Nice, Nice.

  • May 22, 2008 pbsk1llz
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    RANKIN COUNTY PLUMBING/HEATING IS VERY GOOD.THEY DO A GOOD JOB .THERE PHONE NUMBER IS 601 932 -3705 .PEARL-IN PLUMBING/ SLAB JODS /CLEANING DRAINS.OR 601-932-5252.

  • May 22, 2008 jessy484567
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    IT WAS JUST GREAT. FINIALLY CAME OUT WITH A MOVIE I LIKE.

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