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Snowman's Land

Release Date: September 14th, 2012

Not Yet Rated|1 hr. 35 min.

Plot Summary
Walter, a professional killer, messes up a job and is sent to a crime boss's house in a remote region of the Carpathian Mountains to protect the boss's wife. When she is killed in an accident, Walter and his sidekick have to fight for survival.

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Genres: Comedy, Crime drama

Distributor: Music Box

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critic reviews( 3 )
  • I can see what Thomson is getting at and even sort of appreciate it at times; the movie isn't boring, but it meanders and loses track of plot threads. Any feelings we have for the characters is muted because they all richly deserve to die at one another's hands. show more

  • A tonal hodgepodge ever at odds with itself, Tomasz Thomson's unctuous, tongue-in-cheek debut is far too self-satisfied with its jokes for any to really be funny. show more

  • The tone here is unhurried and the bursts of violence and narrative played at an aesthetic remove, but the cycles of languor and activity ultimately feel too calculated-the strained overlay of sensationalism onto a desiccated canvas. show more

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