State Property Critic Reviews
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The Onion (A.V. Club) | Keith PhippsAdd Critic to Favorites
A singularly uncharismatic leading man, the paunchy, expressionless, frequently inarticulate Sigel makes an unintentionally comic impression as a character named, naturally, Beans.Read the full review
Variety | Ronnie ScheibAdd Critic to Favorites
Result is fairly good-looking video shot down by a hackneyed script, atrocious acting and a total lack of redeeming social value.Read the full review
The New York Times | Dana StevensAdd Critic to Favorites
At the end the picture seems to acknowledge its own ludicrousness, but by then it, like Beans, is beyond rescue.Read the full review
