Stealth (2005) Critic Reviews

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Los Angeles Times | Kenneth TuranAdd Critic to Favorites

A slick piece of summer entertainment that is counting on elaborate special effects to make its derivative, convoluted story line all but irrelevant.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Scott TobiasAdd Critic to Favorites

A sort of retarded "Top Gun," Rob Cohen's Stealth revisits the world of cocky fighter pilots and war games turned real, but it has some serious moral quandaries on the brain, and too much thinking gets it into trouble.Read the full review

Entertainment Weekly | Owen GleibermanAdd Critic to Favorites

Stealth, a dregs-of-summer knockoff, is too ponderous and inept to serve a comparable function now, yet the film's lack of thrust may be related to an absence of conviction about its own war-is-a-videogame clichés.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Kirk HoneycuttAdd Critic to Favorites

Hollywood's latest virtual movie, features impressive action sequences -- all created through technology -- a thin story, cardboard characters and snicker-inducing dialogue.Read the full review

Variety | Robert KoehlerAdd Critic to Favorites

Aiming to join the Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay school of American movie war games, Stealth is just too dumb to make the grade.Read the full review

Chicago Sun-Times | Roger EbertAdd Critic to Favorites

Stealth is an offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code -- a dumbed-down "Top Gun" crossed with the HAL 9000 plot from "2001."Read the full review

ReelViews | James BerardinelliAdd Critic to Favorites

Plastic characters, chaotic camerawork, lots of things blowing up, and an incredibly dumb screenplay. In short, it represents a great time at the movies for anyone who has recently undergone a frontal lobotomy.Read the full review

The New York Times | Manohla DargisAdd Critic to Favorites

What's interesting about Stealth isn't its nitwit story... No, what's interesting about this movie - and many others of its kind - is that it continues the love affair Hollywood, that hotbed of liberalism, has long had with militarism.Read the full review

Wall Street Journal | Joe MorgensternAdd Critic to Favorites

Brought down by repeated bursts of high absurdity.Read the full review

Washington Post | Michael O'SullivanAdd Critic to Favorites

The dialogue is often drowned out by engine noise.Read the full review

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