For starters, it blows. Madonna continues to mistake a knack for striking poses with the interpretive skill of a real actor. show more
Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture. show more
A shrill, amateurish two-character play that demeans women and leaves men with the quaint notion that the best way to a woman's heart is through enslavement. show more
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