Skip to main content


Based on 37 Reviews
critic reviews (10)
fan reviews ( 149 )
  • 75
    Peter Travers Rolling Stone

    It's hysterically, gut-bustingly funny. show more

  • 50
    Amy Biancolli San Francisco Chronicle

    For all of its transgressive plush-toy sex and screw-'em humor, the plot is pretty standard stuff. show more

  • 63
    Claudia Puig USA Today

    This bromance with rapid-fire quips, however, is undermined by unoriginal scenarios and a long, drawn-out chase scene. show more

  • 40
    Joe Morgenstern Wall Street Journal

    Ted is often hilarious, sometimes sweet and, in the spirit of "Family Guy," consistently raunchy. Yet it's seriously overextended and, as the premise wears ever thinner, frantically overproduced. show more

  • 88
    Steven Rea Philadelphia Inquirer

    Ted is really a rather sweet examination of loyalty, friendship, and love. Wahlberg and Kunis are charming together (though not exactly in a Cary Grant / Audrey Hepburn kind of way), and both manage to play this thing - at least the challenges-of-a-serious-relationship part of this thing - straight. show more

  • 60
    Elizabeth Weitzman New York Daily News

    True chemistry is hard to find. And by some stroke of movie magic - or sheer skill - Wahlberg and the bear make a pretty great team. show more

  • 80
    Todd McCarthy The Hollywood Reporter

    Not too many films serve up laughs that just keep on rolling with regularity from beginning to end, but Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut does so and without any feeling of strain. show more

  • 75
    Stephanie Zacharek Movieline

    One of the tricks of Ted -- perhaps its smartest one -- is that everyone, not just John, knows the bear can talk. show more

  • 88
    Roger Ebert Chicago Sun-Times

    The funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear. And the best comedy screenplay so far is Ted, the saga of the bear's friendship with a 35-year-old manchild. show more

  • 88
    Kyle Smith New York Post

    The surprise of Ted is that it goes for honest Spielbergian wonder, too, and even earns some tears. show more

  • January 25, 2013 gmaccarone
    Report This User

    Everyone told me that this was a \"cute\" movie - even my wife. So, I Neflixed it for her. This is not an adorable cute movie by even the most liberal standards. Using the \"flusher\" rating system - with 5 flushes being the worst, this movie deserves a 5 flusher!

  • January 18, 2013 ku00000000134969
    Report This User

    If you are a fan of Seth MacFarlane entertainment, then you will absolutely love this movie. The tone of the jokes and overall movie does not differ much from that of Family Guy. Although funny, the jokes are not very original. But they do demand laugh after laugh. A great pick for a smoky evening.

  • January 12, 2013 Kimberly
    Report This User

    This movie was horrible, and I really like Mark Wahlberg & Seth McFarland\'s work. Laughs were few and far between. What a waste of 106 minutes of my life.

  • January 04, 2013 sm00000000134753
    Report This User

    Great movie to watch with friends familiar with Seth Macfarlane. Not a family night movie haha

  • January 03, 2013 wm00000000134753
    Report This User

    ted seems like a really good movie this websight just wont let me watch it

  • December 29, 2012 nz00000000134144
    Report This User

    Mindless, sophomoric rubbish

  • February 20, 2013 kn00000000091528
    Report This User

    gma, what exactly did u not think was "cute" about this film? I hate it when people refer to movies as "cute". I did not like this movie because it took forever to get going, and it seemed to be more of a romantic comedy with family guy humor, instead of a raunchy, stoner comedy.

  • December 23, 2012 bigbobsh2o
    Report This User

    Hilarious!! I loved this movie. Anyone who doesn\'t laugh during this just doesn\'t have a sense of humor.

  • December 20, 2012 Sir Raymond
    Report This User

    Could only stand this movie for 5 minutes ! By far the worst, unrealistic, and in general a waste of time. Even if it was free, its not worth it !!! Bad,Bad, Bad.

  • December 10, 2012 bett06002
    Report This User



similar movies

  • Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

  • Grown Ups (2010)

  • Shallow Hal (2001)

  • I Love You, Man (2009)

  • The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Stay Connected with Moviefone

Download the Free App!

My Settings

You are currently subscribed as: {email}


Get the latest reviews, movie news, photos, and trailers sent straight to your inbox.

Weekly Newsletter

Daily alerts


You're not following any movies.

These are the movies you’re currently following.

    Update settings