The Amityville Horror (2005) Critic Reviews

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Boston Globe | Wesley MorrisAdd Critic to Favorites

The latest cannibalization of a popular older horror film.Read the full review

Entertainment Weekly | Owen GleibermanAdd Critic to Favorites

Extraordinarily faithful to the spirit of that creaky, derivative, fly-infested, don't-go-in-the-attic boofest.Read the full review

Los Angeles Times | Kevin ThomasAdd Critic to Favorites

The film is a terrific scare show, fast and furious, made with a lot of style and energy, packing plenty of jolts yet never lingering morbidly over horrific images. It is anchored in strong characterizations, and its plot develops with chilling psychological suspense. It's such a skillfully made entertainment that its plunge into the supernatural is persuasive even for the skeptical.Read the full review

ReelViews | James BerardinelliAdd Critic to Favorites

The Amityville Horror fails as a movie, but, if you are searching for are a few good scares, you'll find them here.Read the full review

Rolling Stone | Peter TraversAdd Critic to Favorites

Result? It's not scary, just busy.Read the full review

San Francisco Chronicle | Ruthe SteinAdd Critic to Favorites

The truly shocking thing about the new version is that it's not bloody awful.Read the full review

Slate | David EdelsteinAdd Critic to Favorites

I'd like to tell you about the remake of The Amityville Horror (MGM), but I ankled after less than five minutes. It was something about the little girl holding the stuffed animal getting blown away with a shotgun at point-blank range.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Kirk HoneycuttAdd Critic to Favorites

Shorter and punchier but nearly as hokey as the original.Read the full review

The New York Times | Manohla DargisAdd Critic to Favorites

Low-key creepy rather than outright scary, the new Amityville marks a modest improvement over the original, partly because, from acting to bloody effects, it is better executed.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Scott TobiasAdd Critic to Favorites

The remake simply replaces the laughably dated horror tropes of the 1979 version with a commercial-slick J-horror aesthetic that's sure to look just as silly to audiences in another 15 years.Read the full review

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