The Covenant (2006) Critic Reviews
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The Covenant is dopey, formulaic stuff for the Friday night fright crowd. Worse for them, it's never remotely scary.Read the full review
Okay, so it isn't challenging. There are worse things for a horror-thriller about supernatural high-schoolers to not be. Like not scary. Or not thrilling. Or not as entertaining as an episode of "Charmed."Read the full review
For the most part, the proceedings are slow, solemn and tedious.Read the full review
As boredom sets in, the viewer realizes that "The Covenant" does possess one magical power: It afflicts its audience with restless leg syndrome.Read the full review
Muddled and most unmagical offering.Read the full review
Cobbled-together teenybopper tripe.Read the full review
That's the one with a car that explodes and gets put back together by magic, right? Yeah, that’s pretty much the coolest part.Read the full review
Director Renny Harlin, whose colon-studded credits include "Die Hard 2: Die Harder" and "Exorcist: The Beginning," knows the deal here: Pay homoerotic homage to youth and beauty, crank up the heavy metal on the soundtrack, and spare no effort to backlight the omnipresent rain.Read the full review