The Last House on the Left (2009) Critic Reviews

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San Francisco Chronicle | Peter HartlaubAdd Critic to Favorites

The remake of The Last House on the Left breaks the template, taking the 1972 original into an interesting new direction, with bold camera angles, good actors and a script that heaps on just as much character development as carnage.Read the full review

The New York Times | Jeannette CatsoulisAdd Critic to Favorites

Replacing the earlier movie's more depraved sequences with sustained tension and truly unnerving editing, the director proves adept at managing mayhem in cramped spaces.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Michael RechtshaffenAdd Critic to Favorites

Adheres sufficiently closely to the original template so as not to offend purists and manages to pack an intensely visceral punch of its own, most effectively in the extended setup.Read the full review

Chicago Sun-Times | Roger EbertAdd Critic to Favorites

Look at the performances. They're surprisingly good, and I especially admired the work of Monica Potter and Tony Goldwyn as the parents of one of two girls who go walking in the woods.Read the full review

ReelViews | James BerardinelliAdd Critic to Favorites

The wheels fall off toward the end but, until that point, Illiadis does an excellent job of generating and maintaining an intense sense of dread.Read the full review

Washington Post | Mike MayoAdd Critic to Favorites

In the end, like virtually every other remake that has been released recently, it's polished and predictable.Read the full review

Boston Globe | Wesley MorrisAdd Critic to Favorites

Like the current hit "Taken," Last House 2009 packs a vicarious jolt that might feel cathartic to certain moviegoers.Read the full review

Variety | Dennis HarveyAdd Critic to Favorites

If the original could be accused of having a real point (even a subtext), the uninspired redo has none whatsoever.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Scott TobiasAdd Critic to Favorites

It's now a straight-up crime and retribution flick, capped off by the dumbest wolf-feeding coda a 13-year-old ever dreamed up.Read the full review

USA Today | Claudia PuigAdd Critic to Favorites

Not only is it plodding and completely predictable, the carnage is rendered slowly and quasi-reverentially, making the whole brutal experience come off like torture porn.Read the full review

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