The Longest Yard Critic Reviews

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Variety | Joe LeydonAdd Critic to Favorites

Sandler impressively assumes the Reynolds role here, with strong support by Reynolds himself and a slightly restrained but frequently hilarious Chris Rock.Read the full review

USA Today | Mike ClarkAdd Critic to Favorites

The new version has the zip of a 96-yard punt return and all the ingredients to inspire the celebratory crushing of empty beer cans.Read the full review

Chicago Sun-Times | Roger EbertAdd Critic to Favorites

The Longest Yard more or less achieves what most of the people attending it will expect. Most of its audiences will be satisfied enough when they leave the theater, although few will feel compelled to rent it on video to share with their friends. So, yes, it's a fair example of what it is.Read the full review

Rolling Stone | Peter TraversAdd Critic to Favorites

What links the two films in fun and ferocity is the big game, a ripsnorter that is irresistibly entertaining.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Michael RechtshaffenAdd Critic to Favorites

This agreeable remake still manages to go the distance.Read the full review

Washington Post | Michael O'SullivanAdd Critic to Favorites

The pleasure is entirely like eating cake made from cake mix. It's not like you don't know how it's going to turn out, or how it tasted the last time you ate it.Read the full review

Entertainment Weekly | Lisa SchwarzbaumAdd Critic to Favorites

Each joke and one-liner is a made-for-HBO zinger, each scene with Sandler a reaffirmation of the old friendship between the two successful SNL alums.Read the full review

San Francisco Chronicle | Mick LaSalleAdd Critic to Favorites

No classic, but neither was the original starring Burt Reynolds. Instead, it's an odd mix of amusing nonsense and nastiness that chugs along, hit and miss, until the last section, which is the best part of the movie and its real reason for being: the game.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Nathan RabinAdd Critic to Favorites

The 2005 version refashions the material into a dual vehicle for Chris Rock and Adam Sandler, "Saturday Night Live" alums who specialize in lazy, ramshackle comedies that are just okay enough to not completely suck.Read the full review

Boston Globe | Wesley MorrisAdd Critic to Favorites

Everyone in this overstaffed showbiz sampler has been better somewhere else. An assortment of talented comedians, character actors, professional athletes, sports commentators, one rapper, and two former sitcom stars sit in this movie like too much food on a buffet cart.Read the full review

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