The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Critic Reviews

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The Hollywood Reporter | Luke SaderAdd Critic to Favorites

Slickly made -- in the good sense -- and most entertaining.Read the full review

Los Angeles Times | Kevin CrustAdd Critic to Favorites

Pirates relies more on classical and pop culture-driven references to deliver its worthwhile message.Read the full review

Boston Globe | Ty BurrAdd Critic to Favorites

Simple without being simple-minded, warm without worrying too much about being cool. It's agreeably silly fare for the very small set and not so noisy that parents can't either follow along or take a quick nap.Read the full review

Variety | Justin ChangAdd Critic to Favorites

Won't do anything for adult auds, but this second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters.Read the full review

Washington Post | John AndersonAdd Critic to Favorites

Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.Read the full review

The New York Times | Neil GenzlingerAdd Critic to Favorites

It’s a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Tasha RobinsonAdd Critic to Favorites

It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.Read the full review

USA Today | Claudia PuigAdd Critic to Favorites

Veggie Tales is a faith-based franchise that uses a blend of a religious/moral message and humor to teach about honesty and forgiveness. But Pirates lacks the humor of the videos and "A Veggie Tales Movie."Read the full review

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