The Whole Ten Yards Critic Reviews

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USA Today | Mike ClarkAdd Critic to Favorites

Destined to be on DVD by the time 2004 reaches the 50-yard line, Ten is more stale than it is ungodly.Read the full review

The Hollywood Reporter | Kirk HoneycuttAdd Critic to Favorites

Things spin swiftly out of control with uneven acting and misfired physical gags.Read the full review

Entertainment Weekly | Owen GleibermanAdd Critic to Favorites

It's every bit as nonsensical and overitalicized a mess as ''The Whole Nine Yards.''Read the full review

Variety | Robert KoehlerAdd Critic to Favorites

The strain needed to extend The Whole Ten Yards a yard -- and to feature length -- is so painfully evident it breaks new pic's comedy spirit, making it a particularly dubious member of the Sequel Hall of Shame. Read the full review

The New York Times | A.O. ScottAdd Critic to Favorites

At least it isn't a remake -- though given how slovenly and forced this movie is, maybe that wouldn't have been such a bad idea. Read the full review

Washington Post | Mark JenkinsAdd Critic to Favorites

Will go anywhere for a gag, including into the realms of homophobic, gastrointestinal and erectile dysfunction humor. Read the full review

The Onion (A.V. Club) | Nathan RabinAdd Critic to Favorites

The least necessary sequel since "Agent Cody Banks" embarked on a London mission a few weeks ago. Read the full review

San Francisco Chronicle | Carla MeyerAdd Critic to Favorites

Lacks the clever twists and turns that made the original such fun. The sequel has exactly one twist, and it's not very clever.Read the full review

Chicago Sun-Times | Roger EbertAdd Critic to Favorites

A fog of gloom lowers over The Whole Ten Yards, as actors who know they're in a turkey try their best to prevail. Read the full review

Boston Globe | Wesley MorrisAdd Critic to Favorites

Not as desperate, unfunny, and nonsensical as its title. It's worse. Worse than you can imagine. Unless, of course, you've imagined 90-something minutes of bloopers and outtakes that congeal into a story -- much the way a scab is formed. Read the full review

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